2003-05-26 2:57 a.m.
master ban

hello.

today i was reading someone's journal entry about their new boyfriend. It went something like this.

"so he calls me up, and is like "when you ocmin' downtown? and i'm all "9." and he's all "why so late?" and so i go "i have to watch my tv shoooowwwss" but he's all "watch them with me" and 'm like "naw, man. you hate US shows."

Now here is where it gets interesting. Pay attention:

"so he sounds all sad and is like "i'm wearing your underwear" and im saying "what? Why?" and he's like "i stole a boxer short from you last time i stayed over." and so like before i went to meet him, i bought him some bart simpson boxer short. why he want to wear mine?"

why, indeed. The mind boggles. If "let's watch the US shows i hate together" is too subtle, then i guess even "i'm wearing your underwear" isn't blunt enough to be translated into "i like you very much. do me now. on the carpet, please. but be gentle!"

yeah. what the fuck?

-Mark

whore's hustle / hustler's whore