2003-05-03 3:06 a.m.
you star

hello.

previews were tonight.

to boost cast morale, i dropped my pants and showed everyone my hot new underpants. Needless to say, the show was a huge success and the audience was extremely impressed. Great!

spent half an hour before showtime painting Megan's shoes gold. She offered me sushi. I told her that i'd rather have sex with her boyfriend when he gets penis (megan's dating a transexual. cool, huh?). Ended up with yellow hands. Blamed yellow hands on hepatits contracte dby sexual relations with other characters.

during the brief break i have between pages 45 and 47, Lila and i freak danced backstage with a lit candle. It was hot.

Malinda, Lila, and i went out afterward. Left Lila's phone number for waiter. Lila mortified. Bit malinda's wrist. She grabbed my crotch.

i am very tired and have learned that people really will call the police if you're singing "please mr. jailer" on the hood of a car at two am.

-Mark

whore's hustle / hustler's whore