2003-05-01 9:37 a.m.
skeletal bane

hello.

the other day random people started calling my mom's cell phone and asking if she was the owner of the "lotus garden" restaurant. At first we thought it was Yev's friends playing a joke. Then we realized someone had placed a wrong number in the "Shin-tao" chinese newspaper. It's fun to watch my mom get flustered when lots of asian people call her up and speak in foreign languages. "WRONG NUMBER! NO NO NO!" It gets etter when she writes down the phone numbers they are calling from, then calls them back to argue. I love it.

another funny Esfir story: The other day, my mom was supposed to be picked up by her friend. Her friend was late and it was raining. A car pulled up to our house. My mom quickly got in, buckled her seat belt and started berating her friend in Russian without looking at her. Then she turned towards her friend to discover that she was sitting next to a little old woman who was about to have a heart attack.

in Esfir's own words: "IT SO CRAZY! I GET IN CAR! I LOOK LIKE BIG FAT LESBIAN AND I TURN AND THER ELITTLE OLD LADY! EYES SO BIG! SHE HAVE HEART ATTACK! I SAY SORRY SORRY! BUT SHE NO TALK!"

i love that woman!!!!

-Mark

whore's hustle / hustler's whore