2003-04-25 12:43 a.m.
never wander

hello.

Malinda once asked me what i do whe peope lie to me. I tod her i stabbed them to death whie laughing loudly.

"Have you stabbed many people?" she asked.

"no," i told her. "unfortunately for me, i am the naive innocent type who beieves everyone is aways honest with me. I'm too ignorant to realize that they're lying."

"you don't think people lie to you?" malinda asked.

"i do." i replied. "a lot."

"but you haven't killed anyone?" she wanted to know.

"no." i said. "i haven't. you see, once i find out someone's lied to me i have to go and plan and plot and that just gets boring quick. it's just not worth the effort, you know? i'm not nearly as motivated as i should be."

"oh," Malinda said thoughtfully and walked off contepating my answers.

for the record: i don't lie. Not because i'm a good person, but because when you don't lie you don't have to remember everything you've said.

and i'm very lazy.

-Mark

whore's hustle / hustler's whore