2003-04-23 10:49 p.m.
just don't

hey.

we open in a week. WHy do people not know their lines? Why did Lewis scream at everyone? Why are Rayna, Steve, and I the only ones who don't have to keep calling "line" over and over? Why is Veronica still looking at her script?

George came up to me and started talking about how he didn't feel organic. I am a nice person. i kpt my mouth shut. I did not say "George, i don't care if you feel that your blocking is loaded with pesticides. Learn your lines, then come talk to me." I did not say "please die. I hate you. and if you touch my stuff i will shoot projectile vomit at your head." No. I said "uh-huh" and went upstairs to throw up. George did not know his lines at all, and the few he did know, he garbled so badly that they made no sense.

I wanted to get up on a chair and excaim "People! We open in a week. I know you have jobs, but this is no excuse for not knowing your lines. I too am going through many things. I am depressed and am throwing up every five seconds because i ate a bad 'murrito' the other night. please learn your lines."

Lewis drove me home and asked me to come work on the set tommorow. He also wants me to do lights for the next show. Lewis is being really nice to me now that he understands that i am a vital part of this production. Yeah, it sounds egotistical...but it's true.

Elvira needs to learn how to close the door when she is using the toilet. Sitting there exposed and smiling shyly when i walk by is not cutting it anymore, landlady!

-mark

Honestly, i'm worse than a pregant woman with morning sickness these days.

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