2003-04-21 2:30 p.m.
portrait hunt

hello.

yes it has been a while, and i don't know if anyone reads this anymore. A lot of stuff has been going on in my life. yes, i am annoyed by a great many things. at the moment, my life is made up of petty annoyances that build up to make a flaming ball of destruction and anrchy. no, that's not true...but it sounded good.

case in point: my show opens in two weeks. Why is the person i'm double-cast with, not off-book? Why do i have to come in extra to teach him how to walk across the stage? why can't he learn this himself? why is he an idiot? and why has he not been fired, especially if he is missing two pages of very important blocking in the middle of the play.....this makes me angry.

let's also discuss my neurosis. yes, i can admit itnow. i am truly jewish. i am neurotic, paranoid, and somewhat obsessive. i just hide it very well. I also wear vinyl suits to scare my landlady. hey, if she thought that the fish in my screen-saver were real and i had trapped them in my computer, why not have a little fun with her? especially since she is still having too much loud sex. i'm just not standing for it.

i want to see "he loves me, he loves me not". I hear Audrey TouTou runs things over with a truck. That is because she plays a jealous schizophrenic. I am glad i am not a schizophrenic. I do not like trucks.

time is of the essence, my ducks! I must clean my room and throw up my lunch. Why? because i can lose weight and whiten my teeth at the same time! Oh, the joys of eating disorders!

whore's hustle / hustler's whore