2003-03-28 10:46 a.m.
tonight i drive

hello.

Last night, Kevina nd i were discussing some fun stuff. Okay, so it may not have been very prudent or nice, and i'm sure everyone will hate me for this but i found it extremely funny. But keep in mind juct because i make "dead baby" jokes....does not mean i want to harm any actual babies. In fact i plan to adopt one day.

Kevin: so remember that au pauir who killed the baby?

Mark: The one who shook it to death? Lousie something or other?

Kevin: Yeah. She should have just told them she had MS. She couldn't stop the shaking.

Mark: Yeah, Like Montel you know? She could put out a CD and everything. You know, ever since she got arrested everyone started sending her love letters. And she was ugly, too. Apparently murder makes you beautiful.

Kevin: Or maybe it's the MS. MS makes everyone beautiful. Someone should send her some "jiffy-pop".

Mark: Remember stovetop's Shake-and-bake? The commericals?

Kevin: yeah.

Mark: You know how the kids would all be playing football and suddenly one would say "god! I've got to get home! Mom is making shake-and-bake chicken and i want a drumstick!"

KEvin: yeah. haha.

Mark: It could be like that except in thsi commercial they'd be playing football and the kid would say "Dude! I gotta get home! Mom is making shake-and-bake baby tonight and i've been craving an arm all day.

Kevin: haha.

Mark: I'm going to hell.

i am evil. Forgive me.

-Mark

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