2003-03-05 12:19 a.m.
charm brie

Hello.

I had Russian class this morning. This was very nice. First Oksana came in in a big floppy hat that would make any geriatric proud and wearing so much make-up that i thought she was ready to go shoot a porn film. Then Veronika came in weating absolutely no make-up and looked horrible. Also, it seems that sickness agrees with "Vera's" wardrobe as she was not wearing the splashy tube top or micro-mini skirt she is so fond of wearing to class. I refrained from complimenting her on it. I knew she would not understand. Then the techer handed out the assignment to thenative Russian speakers and told us it would be hard. It consisted of tanslating Russian expressions into English. Because i have used my time in the USA and actually learned words like "fear", "laughter", and "joy", i was done in five minutes and spent the period writing letters. The rest of the Russian speakers asked for an extension.

I got my essay on "The Story Of An Hour" back today. It had an A- on it. The - because the paper was two days late. I was very surprised. Aria, whose essay wasmuch better got a B+. I think the teacher likes me because i know who Shirley Jackson is, and the name of the person who wrote "Charlotte's Web." That is E.B White, by the way.

Mike walked me to the bus stop after class. I like Mike, but he will never realize that his talk of politics does notinterest me. Today's ten-minute lecture was on "how Liberals are really conservatives". I kind of plodded along and nodded while inserting intelligent words like "Russia" and "nuclear weapons" into the conversation. Then i took a nap.

This morning when i opened the door to my room and stepped out into the hall ot leave Elvira jumped at me and screamed "HI MAXX!!! I LOVE YOUMAXX!! HAVE GOOD DAY, MI AMOR!!!" I scuttled away quickly before she could do anything else. I truly think that deep in her heart, Elvira really believes that she is a shy sixteen year old girl in heat. Unfortunately, i do not want to have anything to do with that.

To her credit, she is trying to be nice to me. This evening, she almost knocked down my door. I kept saying "hold on, hold on" while trying to put my clothes on. She would not stop knocking. When i finally opened the door, she smiled coyly, said "HI MAXX!!" wile thrusting a large plate full of green rice and chicken into my hands. Then she turned and left before i could say thank you.

I cannot eat this green rice. It is sour and bitter. I will wait until Elvira is asleep, then flush it down the toilet. If she asks...I will tell her it was very good.

at least i don't think she's trying to poison me anymore.

-Mark

also newsworthy: There is a hooker on my block. She walked by me and asked if i'd like to have a good time. I urge you all to visit her.

This evening i found out a girl i know had sex with a man in a b-band on mtv.com. I urge anyone who plays an instrument, sings, or is over thirty to visit her. She likes men who "pack meat", and has her own TV show on public access. She is also seventeen. I will not call the cops. I promise.

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