2002-12-08 7:33 p.m.
interrupt me

fun tip: When meeting someone in person for the first time...do not lend them rare, out-of-print books. They might never cal again, and your book might end up on ebay! This is bad if you have to pay for the book, especially if you had stolen it from a library in the first place.

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Hello.

This morning La Senora accosted me and told me not to use the toilet paper on the spindle in the bathroom. It seems that this miraculousy soft dollar-store tissue is really el senor's!

La Senora continued with her tail of woe. It turns ou that El Senor cornered her in the kitchen, ripped off her mantilla and threatened to use her prayer cards for unsightly purposes if she did not stop using his toilet paper.

La Senora was shcoked! How dare eh accuse her of actually going to the bathroom. Didn't he know that she a lady would never go "poopy?" What kind of man was he, anywyay?

The stress did nothing for La Senora's complexion. she had to spend hours in front of her mirror fixing her poor self.

La Senora looked me straight in the eye and pleaded, no begged(!) that i used my own toilet paper as El Senor was a monster when it came to his bathroom activities.

At least that's what i think she said...but she was talking in spanish and i wasn't really listening.

-Mark

side salad: But how ridiculous is this? How was i supposed ot know it was his toilet paper? I just thought she was being nice and supplying the paper for us. And shouldn't we have some kind of rotation? He gets the spindle for one week then i get it the next (we already know the landlady doesn't go "poopy" so she doesn't need a turn)..it would save a lot of trouble if i needed to use the bathroom in the middle of the night...who hast iem to search for toilet paper when nature calls?

And onanother note...she has asked me not to leave hairs in her bathtub...i'm the only person with hair in this house. Fine. Hold it against me. I can't believe she caught on to my insidious plan! How did she figure out that i was only shedding to spite her? Oh the cruelty of it all! The madness!

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