2002-12-03 10:20 p.m.
transparent maybelline

Hello.

I have been eating muh ice cream lately, and have decided to share this list.

WHY ICE CREAM IS BETTER THAN MEN

1. Ice Cream comes in many different varieties and flavors.

2. Ice Cream tastes good and does not make you gag.

3. All the redeeming qualities are printed right there on the package.

4. Ice cream will not tell you it will call and then ignore you.

5. In fact, Ice Cream will call you at all hours of the night.

6. Ice Cream will not judge you.

7. Ice Cream will not make loud scenes in restaurants.

8. Ice Cream does not like messy breakups.

9. Ice Cream will not borrow things with no intention of returning them.

10. Ice cream is a good listener.

11. You ca cheat on Ice Cream without feeling guilty.

12. Ice cream will not lecture you about being home on a saturday night.

13. Ice cream is easy to get over.

14. Ice cream does not lie.

15. Ice Cream enjoys comforting people.

16. You don't have to buy Ice Cream dinner.

17. You can bring Ice Cream to bed.

18. You can introduce Ice Cream to your parents.

19. Ice Cream comes in colorful packaging.

20. Ice cream will not steal your stereo.

21. Ice Cream will not cheat on you.

22. Ice Cream will always wait for you.

23. Ice Cream will tell you that you're ugly/stupid/boring.

24. Ice Cream is not in a band.

25. Ice Cream will never play mind games forcing you to spend countless hours and thousands of dollars in therapy.

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I hope you all enjoyed that. And now i must go to bed. Tommorow will surely bring unspeakable surprises and bad quiz grades.

-Mark: has lost it!

whore's hustle / hustler's whore